🥸 The Delicious Prank That Actually Helps! 🍔🌎

Here at Ava’s, we know true meat lovers swear they can always tell when a burger is secretly plant-based (and let's be honest, they're probably right). But this April Fools' Day, we've got a few tricks up our sleeve that'll fool even the most devoted carnivores at your table—no joke! 🤭🌱

Kick off your prank-filled evening with Taco Night 🌮. Swap ground beef for seasoned vegan crumbles sautéed with garlic, cumin, chili powder, and smoked paprika. Wrap it up in tortillas with fresh toppings, and your guests will happily munch away, blissfully unaware they're supporting the planet 🌍 with every bite. If anyone asks what's in them, just say it's your "secret spice blend"—wink optional but encouraged. 😉✨

The fun doesn't stop at dinner! Breakfast is the perfect time for mischief too. Toss some vegan sausage crumbles into your scrambled eggs (or even a tofu scramble), add sautéed onions, peppers, and plenty of spices. Thanks to the savory flavors, not even Uncle Bob—whose motto is "if it ain't meat, I ain't eatin' it"—will suspect a thing. 🍳🕵️‍♂️

Still not convinced? Try vegan meatballs smothered in marinara over pasta 🍝. Load them up with garlic, basil, oregano, and just enough spice to keep your dinner guests guessing.

Remember, the key to successful fake-meat trickery is bold flavors, plenty of seasonings, and an innocent smile. Ava’s Market has everything you need for these tasty pranks. Happy April Fools' Day—because making your friends accidentally eat veggies might be the best prank yet! 😂🌿

🥂🤡 Cheers to a Healthy, Sneaky Switch! 🍻😜

This April Fool’s Day, prank your tastebuds—and maybe your friends—with Ava’s delightful lineup of non-alcoholic wines and beers. These beverages offer great flavor without any compromise: all the taste, but with fewer calories and no regrets.

Imagine sipping a zero-proof IPA at a party, blending right in without having to slog around a lame glass of water like some kind of confused camel. Sneak one in between your regular drinks to stay hydrated without sacrificing taste—or dignity. Plus, you'll still be clear-headed enough to ponder life's mysteries, like why we park in driveways and drive on parkways.

Swap your usual rosé for an unexpectedly tasty alcohol-free version, or try a bubbly brew that's refreshingly sensible. Sure, it might be a "fake-out," but feeling good the next day is a surprisingly satisfying punchline.

Drop by Ava’s Market and discover how good it feels to keep your options open. April Fool’s Day comes once a year, but clever beverage choices last forever. 🎉🥳🍷

🥬 April Fools! Cake Pop Surprise 🍭

Looking to pull a deliciously funny prank this April Fool’s Day? We’ve got the perfect sweet surprise for your friends, family, or kids—Brussels Sprouts Cake Pops! These adorable treats look just like classic cake pops, but hide a healthy, veggie-filled secret beneath that sweet candy coating. Imagine the surprised faces (and laughs!) as they take that first bite. Be careful, though—you just might discover your new favorite way to eat your vegetables! 😉🌱🍭

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Ingredients

• Brussel Sprouts bottoms, trimmed
• 1-2 cups white or chocolate chips
• Cake pop sticks or wooden skewers
• (optional) Sprinkles for topping

Instructions

1. Wash Brussels sprouts, dry, and remove any loose leaves.
2. Cut a slit in the bottom of each sprout, then insert stick or skewer.
3. Microwave chips in a bowl at low power, 30 seconds at a time, stirring and repeating until fully melted.
4. Dip and twirl each sprout in melted chips. (Make sure to cover them completely to avoid ruining the surprise!)
5. (Optional) Top with sprinkles.
6. Place on a rack, or stick upright into upside-down colander, to dry.

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…and if you went a little too far this year, Ava's has all the ingredients you need to bake a "real" batch of cake pops to dry their sad-but-hilarious tears. 😭😂